Thursday, December 08, 2005
lesson 34: asteroid ahoy!
so i was reading that an asteroid is gonna hit the earth in 2036...which is nice.
its called Apophis, which derives from an Egyptian myth where said Apophis is an evil ancient spirit who comes to destroy and plunge the world into darkness! oooooh, and i would of got away with it if it wasn't 4 u pesky kids. typical behaviour of an ancient evil demon if u ask me...but u aint...
so, experts in near-Earth objects (NEOs [haha...stupid name]) hav gathered [in anoraks and weildin lunchboxes full of egg sandwiches!] to discuss our pending destruction!!!!! THANK GOD! i was worried! hopefully their conference will end with the unanimous decision that what the world needs is an enormous frickin laser!
anyhoo, interestin article if u r bored on t break.
a third poster has arrived in class. my little buggers r in 'phase 3' by the looks of it and my limited readin skills in Japanese and Chinese tells me that whatever is goin down is goin down on monday. so hold onto ure pants for monday's last installment of 'what hav the little buggers got planned for the monkey?'
last thing, 2moro is the last day of proper teachin! ahhhhhhhh! yes! its comin to an end, and by way of celebration i am hittin the city! stones throw records r in town and draggin madlib and [the 1 and only...] peanut butter wolf with them! so a big whoop 4 that!
right, more news from Japan on monday...