Friday, November 25, 2005
lesson 28: SHAVIN?!?!?!?!?!
another thing that really grinds my gears...everyday shavin.
WHY? a beard doesnt hav to look untidy, look at rolf harris...ok, dont...well, just a quick peek then.
i find that shavin everyday actually hurts my face...ah yes, thats right, bring it on, im a big girly boy who cant cope with the daily strain of the blade tearin my face to shreds, but its true, i find it hurts.
of course, i dont mind shavin, but in my own time and by my own design. once or twice a week is fine. remember the 'half beard'?!?!?!?! people who dont lik shavin dont get to the stage of that bad boy in hurry i can tell u.
but nooooo, 'the man' (he's back) has decreed that i shave everyday! this drags me back to the professionalism/suit/image issues of lesson 27. clearly 'issues' is the correct word because i clearly seem to hav some!
i dont mind playin the game, towin the rope 4 a while, wearin a suit here, havin a shave there, but i will b glad when this merry-go-round-circus of image fabrication is over and done with.
mayb if i was weilding a 'mach 10 turbo charged vibrating nitrosoxide filled power razor' instead of a 'disposable blunt in 1 stroke baby razor' i wouldnt hav these issues...hmm.
# posted by sonofsam @ 6:19 AM 
