Tuesday, October 04, 2005
lesson 4: how to get annoyed in english at a japanese machine that wont let u use the internet.
thats right folks, the internet in my apartment has gone. just gone. all those plans i had for blogs with beautiful photos of this weird and wonderful land have a been cut down in their prime!
well for the time being anyhoo.
the damn machine that lets me connect to the damn internet has died a very horrible death and, damn it! im upset. hopefully it'll get sorted, but maybe not.
oh well, where there's a will there's a way and i will continue to blog from work, until i am either found and and told t0 stop, or i am found out and sacked!
so, it is early today and not too much has happened, although the good thing about losing the internet is that i am watchin a lot more japanese tv.
last night i was watching a game show where, in one of the rounds, women would basically line up while these 4 guys would guess whether their breasts were real or balloons! oh yes, the beautiful simplicity of japanese tv. so these women would come onto the stage in different costumes and states of undress. some would b wearing kimonos, some school girl outfits, some airhostess uniforms and some just a towel. the guys would then ask them some questions, or make them jump up and down, while they tried very hard stop themselves from drooling. then they would guess whether the girl's breasts were real or not. after they gave their answer, the girl would reveal the correct answer to them or just pop their ballons.
the winner? well, me.
thats right folks, the internet in my apartment has gone. just gone. all those plans i had for blogs with beautiful photos of this weird and wonderful land have a been cut down in their prime!
well for the time being anyhoo.
the damn machine that lets me connect to the damn internet has died a very horrible death and, damn it! im upset. hopefully it'll get sorted, but maybe not.
oh well, where there's a will there's a way and i will continue to blog from work, until i am either found and and told t0 stop, or i am found out and sacked!
so, it is early today and not too much has happened, although the good thing about losing the internet is that i am watchin a lot more japanese tv.
last night i was watching a game show where, in one of the rounds, women would basically line up while these 4 guys would guess whether their breasts were real or balloons! oh yes, the beautiful simplicity of japanese tv. so these women would come onto the stage in different costumes and states of undress. some would b wearing kimonos, some school girl outfits, some airhostess uniforms and some just a towel. the guys would then ask them some questions, or make them jump up and down, while they tried very hard stop themselves from drooling. then they would guess whether the girl's breasts were real or not. after they gave their answer, the girl would reveal the correct answer to them or just pop their ballons.
the winner? well, me.
# posted by sonofsam @ 5:18 PM 
