Thursday, September 29, 2005
lesson 2: the half beard.
on a previous venture to this fair and pleasant land my ex teaching buddy (i will refer to him as SpecialK) and i were in discussion one morning on the train. we would usually try and pass the time by exploring the world around us and trying to identify new and exciting ways to explain and understand it.
on this particular day we stumbled across the topic of facial hair and the different varieties of facial hair. now, dont get me wrong, i am a big fan of facial hair, for the sole reason that i hate to shave! but as our discussions progressed, deeper into the world of facial hair, SpecialK and i found a massive omission from our list.
you see, we have the 'full beard', we have the 'goatee', we have the 'brazilian' on the chin (with/ or without moustache), we have the perfect symmetry of the 'boyband member' tramlines, we have the '70's chops' , we even have the 'neck beard', but under no circumstances do we have the 'half beard'.
We HAVE the 'NECK BEARD', BUT we DONT HAVE the 'HALF BEARD'???!!! please someone explain that one to me!
so i call upon you all, glance to your right and take a good long look, absorb the image and join me in promoting the 'half beard'.
men, women, children and boyband members unite, grow your beards and shave one half off!
# posted by sonofsam @ 5:49 AM 
